I command you to salute and say hello to the world's most fearsome, brutal, tyrannical, and despicable terrorists....Hitler and Saddam, aka the world's most celebrated and lovable terrorist puppies!
Look at their killer look face. Their bark are so ferocious and bloodthirsty; the trademarks of a true terrorist.
Today, Hitler and Saddam brought down the Christmas tree, shit a mile long and pee til the neighbors thought our house spotted a burst pipe. Besides these minor catastrophe, shoes, cushions, carpets, and various household articles were damaged beyond repair and rescue. Apocalypse will begin from my house!
It baffles me how 2 microscopic creature could produce such a heap of shit and a reservoir of pee unless they were bought from FOS Store! FOS Store? What's that?
FULL OF SHIT!
Man are created from dust and puppies must be from shit. Okay enough of the poop talk.
My focus today is about my walk with Jesus Christ my Lord and Saviour. When I completely trust my Saviour, and that only He alone can accomplished the impossible, I am convinced my puppies will be transformed into godly puppies.
If Saul aka Paul can be transformed from a Christian persecutor to a Saint, I believe my puppies can too....simply because of my simple faith that my Saviour Jesus is the power!
Until further developments of my puppies, I believe someday these 2 terrorists will be transformed into Saint Hitler and Saint Saddam.
Til then, goodbye for now! Cheers!
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